WESTON, Vt.: The Vermont Country Store is going from the kitchen to the bedroom.
For more than 60 years, the catalog has been a mailbox staple. But now the Vermont Country Store is offering sex aids along with the usual cast iron skillets, maple syrup and heavy-duty toenail clippers.
The catalog includes six-speed vibrators, instructional sex videos and so-called pleasure gels.
The idea to add risque items is from 67-year-old Lyman Orton. His father started the Country Store mailer in 1945.
Orton says he wants older folks to stay sexually active.
The Country Store has gotten hundreds of letters from outraged customers. But Country Store officials say their new "Intimate Solutions" have been big sellers.
This is exactly the type of entrepreneurship the Obama administration is looking for! If selling bottles of Aunt Jemima ain't cutting it for business well then you better throw in a butt plug and a bottle of spermicidal lube. You have to give credit where credit is due and that credit goes to Lyman Orton. This guy is 67 years old and he knows exactly what happens to a woman around his age, they dry up like a box of pancake mix. I applaud you Mr. Orton for your blatant disrespect for social norms. What a gift! I wish I had heard about this before Valentine's Day.
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